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The Lake Washington High reunion reviews are in.... "This was the most highly dysfunctional, fun, entertaining event of the year." - Time Magazine "A subtly well-constructed event revealing a charmingly idiosyncratic sincerity." - People Magazine "Just wait a few more years. When you're getting mail from us.....then its time to worry" - AARP "A low-key naturalism that is a perfect compliment to a soul-sapping gaze, presenting a touching combination of amiable nonchalance and emotional yearning." - Psychology Today "Not sure how this reunion is supposed to make me feel smarter? Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" - Homer Simpson, reunion committee chair "We've lived half our life, had jobs, been married or not, had kids, or maybe just a pet. We're no longer too shy to ask out the girl in math anymore, or tryout for a sport we have no skill at. You see, our egos are damage proof. We're finally adults. No false hopes when the teacher tells us, "you could be president someday." Because, we don't want to be president, or an astronaut, or a rock star, or the librarian. WOW, this is going be a great reunion. |
